A local channel, for locals. One signal, always on, made where you live. Leave it playing in the shop, the kitchen, the garage. Neighbourhood ads between programs. Sign-off at midnight, like civilization intended.
While observing spacetime from a comfortable distance, our correspondent picked up a distress signal originating from Earth.
Naturally, they opened a wormhole and came to check on us. They study us. They don't fully understand us. But they are trying. Wearing a very convincing human skin and armed with a french baguette that is absolutely, definitely a microphone, they walk among the locals and ask the questions no one else will.
Filed nightly from a ship that is bigger on the inside, parked somewhere overhead.
Channel Z0 airs commercials from the neighbourhood: your shop, your band, your garage sale, your inexplicable hobby. Make something worth interrupting a movie for.
Every spot is screened before air and loudness-normalized — your ad will be exactly as loud as everything else, a courtesy the 20th century never gave anyone. Station reserves the right to decline anything, with love.
| LENGTH | 15 / 30 / 60 seconds, exactly |
| FILE | MP4 · H.264 video + AAC audio |
| PICTURE | 1080p or 720p, landscape |
| RIGHTS | You own everything in it — music too |
| TONE | Neighbourly. A kid might be watching. |
Channel Z0 is sponsored by Riposte Laboratories — an engineering company that transforms discarded plastic and end-of-life battery cells into durable, modular products. Between programs you'll see what the lab has been building lately. Come by sometime.